Posts tagged california

YOU KNOW YOU’RE FROM CALIFORNIA WHEN…

* The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.

Haha… That’s true in some parts of CA.

* You were born somewhere else.

Nope! Born in the good ol’ CA. :D

* You know how to eat an artichoke.

Uh… No I don’t. :o

* The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.

Yeah. XD

* Your car has bullet-proof windows.

No. :o

* Left is right and right is wrong.

Uh? Are we talking about piercings? Because that’s so not true anymore. :P

* Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.

Haha! For my parents maybe.

* Your mouse has only one ball.

Exactly. But the one at work doesn’t even have a ball, it has a laser. :D

* You need a new TV, you can run down to the local riot and pick one up.

Hey. :P

* You dive under a desk whenever a large truck goes by.

No. :P

* You can’t find your other earring because your son is wearing it.

When was this list compiled, the early 90s?

* You drive to your neighborhood block party.

Yeah, lol.

* Your family tree contains “significant others.”

Yeah, so what? :P

* Your cat has its own psychiatrist.

I don’t have a filthy cat. :P *kicks*

* You don’t exterminate your roaches, you smoke them.

What roaches?

* You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.

That’s illegal. :D

* More than clothes come out of the closets.

WTF? This list makes it seem like everyone in CA is gay. :P

* When “the Dead” are best live.

Yeah they are. :D

* You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.

I’ve never tanned in a tanning salon. My ex-friend’s dad used to own a few, though…

*Your blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse.

Haha, I could see that happening to someone here.

* More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers.

Haha!

* Smoking in your office is not optional.

Right. There’s NO smoking.

* You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.

I’ve never been skiing, but yeah… It gets cold at the beach at night. :o

* When you can’t schedule a meeting because you must “do lunch.”

:P

* Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.

BIRKENSTOCKS 0WNZ0R!

* Rainstorms or thunder are the lead story for the local news.

THEY SO ARE!! “Storm Watch 2003”

* You’ll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman.

Um…?

* You consult your horoscope before planning your day.

Okay, not all Californians are new-agists.

* A glass has been reserved for you at your favorite winery.

Nope.

* When all highways into the state say: “no fruits.”

Uh?

* All highways out of the state say: “Go back.”

Haha, yup!